| | Sure, we're all big Stargate SG-1 fans, but recently it occurred to us that some among us might be. . .ahem. . .a little over-the-top. Thus, with fan welfare always on the top of our minds, we at the MGM Sci-Fi Newsletter have constructed a test to determine whether you, loyal reader, are a Stargate fan or an over-the-top Stargate fan. Remember, your very health could be at stake here.
Item #1
If you've ever shaved your head in order to look more like Teal'c for Halloween, you're a Stargate fan.However. . .If you've ever tried to pour molten gold into any part of your body in order to look more like Teal'c for Halloween, you're an over-the-top Stargate fan.
Item #2
If you've ever built a scale model of the Stargate, you're a fan.
However. . .
If you've ever built a working model of the Stargate, you're an over-the-top fan.
Item #3
If you regularly search the Internet for upcoming Stargate SG-1 scripts, you're a fan.
However. . .
If you regularly search the trunk of Michael Shanks' Buick for upcoming Stargate SG-1 scripts, you're an over-the-top fan.
Item #4
If you've named your dog Carter, you're a fan.
However. . .
If you've named your first-born daughter General Hammond, you're an over-the-top fan.
Item #5
If you own Seasons 1 through 5 on DVD, you're a fan.
However. . .
If you've used some kind of editing software to superimpose your face over Daniel Jackson's on said DVDs, you're an over-the-top fan.
Item #6
If you own a miniature Replicator, you're a fan.
However. . .
If you've instructed your Cabbage Patch Kids to reproduce, assimilate and conquer, you're an over-the-top fan.
Item #7
If you've got Stargate SG-1 action figures in their original blister packages, you're a fan.
However. . .
If you've fashioned your own Stargate dolls out of soap and real bits of Richard Dean Anderson's hair, you're an over-the-top fan.
Item #8
If you've ever cut your hair in order to emulate the wispy, flowing mane of Daniel Jackson, you're a fan.
However. . .
If you've ever cut your neighbor's cornfield into the shape of an Asgard landing craft, you're an over-the-top fan.
Item #9
If you've got a clever vanity license plate like "SG1FAN" or "GATEGUY," you're a fan.
However. . .
If you've made even rudimentary attempts at readying your car for interstellar travel on the off-chance that that Colonel O'Neill may one day ask toborrow it, you're an over-the-top fan.
How to measure the results:
If, more than 50% of the time, your answers resulted in a "you're a fan," then, hey, you really are a Stargate SG-1 fan!
If, about 50% of the time, your answers resulted in a "you're an over-the-top fan," then, sorry, you're a little bit over-the-top.
If, more than 50% of the time, your answers resulted in a "you're an over-the-top fan," then, to be honest, you're probably just be plain nuts. |
| | Posted 5/23/2005 10:41 AM - 6 Views - 2 eProps - 1 Comment
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